Thin joggers

Surprisingly, I made it round the common last night. There were a lot of joggers out there, but what struck me was how THIN they all are. That might be an obvious thing to say. But they weren't just healthy thin, they were stick thin. If I was stick thin I would certainly not be jogging round the common at all hours of night. I'd be in the pub with a burger and a pint saying to myself, "This might work, I really need to grow some breasts and hips.."